"...surf on the information superhighway, not the asphalt superhighway" says this Darwin Award site article about a computer tutor who was using his computer while driving. OOOPS! He died colliding with a Hummer...couldn't even pick a small car! I assume you are familiar with the Darwin Awards: The site which salutes the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it. If you are not familiar, go look! See how stupid people really are!