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32 Reasons Dogs Are Better Than Men
1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.
4. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
5. Dogs don't criticize your friends.
6. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
7. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
8. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
9. Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.
10. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
11. You can train a dog.
12. Dogs are easy to buy for.
13. Dogs are good with kids.
14. Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.
15. You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
16. Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.
17. The worst social disease you can get fron dogs is fleas. (OK. The *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)
18. Dogs understand what no means.
19. Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.
20. Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.
21. Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
22. Dogs do not read at the table.
23. Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
24. You can house train a dog.
25. You can force a dog to take a bath.
26. Dogs don't correct your stories.
27. Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
28. Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.
29. Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.
30. Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
31. Dogs look at your eyes.
32. Dogs like your size.