What do you expect from such simple creatures? No wonder men are happier:
* Your last name stays put.
* The garage is all yours.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* The world is your urinal.
* You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
* You know stuff about tanks.
* A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
* You can open all your own jars.
* New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
* Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
* Everything on your face stays its original color.
* The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
* You can play with toys all your life.
* Your belly usually hides your big hips.
* You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
* You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.