The Perfect Weight Loss Program
Perfect, you ask? I am here to tell you about the perfect weight loss program: Depression. Not an agitated depression because that makes you want to eat your sadness into oblivion. No, I am talking about a good, old fashion depression where you do not care whether the sun rises or explodes, whether the day is hot or cold, whether the food on the table is your favorite or the worst you have ever tasted, whether you see anyone or not, whether you get out of bed or not, whether a black cat crosses your path or not, and so on! YEP! Good Old Fashioned Depression will do the trick for your weight issue.
Of course, while you are losing weight by the pound, you are also losing a lot of other stuff...like self-esteem and happy loved ones. It is up to you: Weight Loss or Happy Days. It is your choice.