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Funny sayings that help bring a smile.
- Having kids is hereditary. If your parents didn’t have any, chances are neither will you. Dean Martin
- I met my quota for stupid people this year. I am no longer taking applications. Maxine
- If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at who he gave it to. Anon
- Never let the truth stand in the way of a good story. Doc’s father (GW)
- I eat my peas with honey
- I’ve done it all my life
- It makes the peas taste funny
- but it keeps them on my knife
- Goin; down the hill doin’ 90 miles an hour
- when the chain on my bicycle broke
- They found me in the grass
- with the sprocket in my … … pocket
- And the handle bars wrapped around my neck
