Tax Return

IRS returns tax statement

The IRS sent my tax return back! Again!!! I guess it was because of my response to the question: List all dependents. I put:

12 million illegal immigrants
3 million crack heads
42 million unemployable on food stamps
2 million people in over 243 prisons
535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate

Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

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